Nobody reads these things anyway...

Original post: November 2, 2007

This evening, I got to enjoy the comedy stylings of Demetri Martin at BCC. Lots of new material, like "A great way to propose to somebody is to break her finger. Then, have the doctor put the ring under the cast. When she takes it off three weeks later, you can say, 'Look, bitch, we've been engaged for almost a month!'" Don't get me wrong, I loved every minute of it, but I also had a lot of fun before the show started.

See, the BCC people handed out surveys to everyone in order to better serve their students. I know nobody takes those seriously, so I was no exception. Since Zach didn't want to fill his in, I got to do two of them! I'm pretty sure I can remember them all, but we'll see. I'll write the question, followed by my first answer, then the one I wrote on Zach's in parentheses.

Which of these best describes you:
0 BCC student
0 Friend of a BCC student
0 Family member of a BCC student
0 Other_____________

I, of course, filled in Other like this:
Awesome (All of the above)

How did you hear about the event?
Sorry, I don't speak English. (I don't know where I am...)

Did you know that BCC has a radio station?
No. (Yes)

Do you listen to Z88.9?
Yes. (wrote in "Hell no!")

How do you find out about BCC events?
The voices in my head. (None of your business.)

What kind of events would you like to see on campus?
Donkey shows. (Naked ones.)

In your opinion, what is BCC's greatest strength?
You teach people stuff. (The pool.)

What's BCC's greatest weakness?
I don't remember what I wrote on mine. (Not enough bars.)

If you were in charge of BCC, what would you do to make it better?
I don't remember this one, either. (Hire Don Imus.)

If you were running BCC, what would be your greatest worry?
Rape. (Carnies.)

I really wish I could remember those two answers, but I'll write another blog if I come up with 'em.