The Lame Duck Story

Original post: January 18, 2006

As some of you may recall, I did a short segment in my Subprofile entitled "Rantings of an Insane Woman." It contained the random thought patterns of the resident nutcase in Bordentown. I recently found some of these in my desk, and wanted to share them with you, faithful readers. So, without further ado, I give you "Classic Insanity: Part One." (ed. note- These have been rewritten exactly as she wrote them. All punctuation and grammar errors are meant to be there.)

You came into Boyd's Pharmacy with a lame duck story- but unfortunately for you- you plucked his feathers and there's no product I can sell not even Rogaine can help because he's going to have to stay that way- You can try- going back outside gathering those feathers- but your going to be in more trouble, because you got the blackbirds on the wire & trees just singing about what you done- The planes and helicopers were flying low- hoping to get them to go- south they didn't- The gossip was getting good- They just invited their friends- they wanted to see Bruce- come outside and have a cigarette when he tells people to take whatever situation they want to start- (outside) That has nothing to do with a purchase- That doesn't mean he's coming out to strike up a conversation- He may escort you from Family Pharmacy through Boyd's and tell you don't start nothing with me- because you may not Like "what I have to say"
Who in the Hellmann's do you think your talking to when its the beaver that build the dam that lies accross the Hoover- because you can suck up everything you want but your belly is full- There's no place to empty it- But go bAck and change your clothes and think the colors are going to make a difference- scratch you Ace- and try again