Weekly questionnaire.

What would you say is the funniest Facebook status update in your feed or Tweet in your feed?
Currently, it's: Sir... Just because you're gay doesn't mean you can go through menopause.

What's the weirdest dream (or nightmare) you can remember having?
The only one I can really remember was when my manager tried to hook me up with her third daughter (who doesn't exist. She only has two).

You have to pick a non-bug species of creature to go extinct. What do you pick (and why)?
Skunks. I'm not sure if they actually affect the world around them, besides stinking up the joint.

What are the three worst movies you secretly (or maybe not-so-secretly) love?
1) Demolition Man is apparently a bad movie.
2) Midnight Madness. Look it up.
3) Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Even though clowns freak me right the fuck out.

You get to decide a new method for electing or selecting the ruler of our country. What do you choose (and don't say yourself, you cop-out)?
I would get rid of the Electoral college and make it so you have to take a test before being granted the ability to vote.

Quick, choose someone you'd like to banish from our solar system! And tell us why they deserve to be banished.
The cast of Jersey Shore. I don't need to explain myself. They're just awful human beings.

If you could have any super power, what would it be? You may name three and only three, but they would not be in conjunction with one another. And don't be lame and say "I'd have Superman's powers." Each power must be only one ability. Elaborate as you see fit.
1) Perfect Vision.
2)Perfect Aim
3) Mad bow and arrow skillz.
Basically, I want to be Green Arrow.