War Wounds

Don't know why this story popped into my head, but it did. When I was about four years old, I had gotten what was essentially rugburn on the back of my neck. Turns out I had taken a blanket or something similar and rubbed it vigorously back there while imitating something I had seen Steven Tyler do with his crazy microphone in an Aerosmith video. It hurt like Hell. The moral of the story: Steven Tyler is a terrible role model.