Running for President

Cheri came up with this idea the other day and I decided we should run for President with it as our platform. I'm not sure she agrees with me.

Anyway, we're gonna run for Co-President. We'll share the office. Our whole big thing is we're going to implement a new system of employment. If you're out somewhere, and you see someone who is not doing their job well at all, you get to take their job. At first, just for a week, to see if you can do better than they were doing. And you can't just go in to a random place and claim that they're fucking up just to get a job. You have to provide proof in some fashion so that it's justified. If you don't succeed, no harm done, that person gets to keep their job until someone else catches them being stupid. But if you do a better job, you get to keep it and they're out on their ass. It would completely streamline how the world works, after the initial chaos of course. Only snag I can see is Cheri and I would make terrible Co-Presidents. We would make it into office, implement the plan, then immediately get our jobs taken by someone else.