Lunchtime Blues

Here's a note to the people that go to a fast food place for lunch for the whole office: Order all the food at one time. Don't come in with a list of everyone's food and order them all separately. I went to Wendy's today and there was, not one, but two people in front of me that did this. TWO! You're holding up the line, which is already long because there's only one register open, but that's beside the point. Before you leave work, you put the whole list in a neat order and lump the cash together so you can easily pay, and then order at the counter in a concise manner. Don't tell me it's because everyone wants exact change back, because that's a lie. NOBODY wants back exact change from that. And if they do, they deserve a punch to the scrotum (or whatever passes for a female counterpart). If they get change, there's an easy way to figure it out. LOOK AT THE RECEIPT! Why do you think they give you one, asshole?! I spent 20 minutes waiting for these window-lickers to finally finish their 19,000 orders so I could go about my business. All those people should be drug out into the street and shot.