To the guy in the BMW that is tailgating me:
Why are you doing that? I'm going to get out of my car at the next light and take a dump on your windshield. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Ian Matthew Borgstrom III, Esquire
What your mother doesn't want you to know.
- Dash
- Riverside, NJ, United States
- I'm a walking mass of contradictions. I'm sarcastic. I tend to curse like a sailor. I've grown up a lot in the last couple of years. I don't embarrass easily, and if I do, it's only for a few minutes. I recently learned the joys of alcohol at the ripe ol' age of 23. I am an atheist, and nothing you say is going to change that. So don't try to sway me. My biggest pet peeve is when people buy vowels on Wheel of Fortune. Some phrases I hate: Would of; Could of; All of the sudden. I try not to be racist, but I find stereotypes EXTREMELY funny. I've always wanted to "rock out with my cock out," but I've never found the right time to do it. That is all for now.
2 comments:
That is so not your title. You liar.
It adds to the absurdity.
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