For the last time, Reese's Pieces is not pronounced Reesy's Peeseys. His name was Reese, and they were his pieces. You don't ask for two peeseys of paper, do you?
I say Reesey's like that often because I'm not capable of saying it the other way... Of course I have a residual speech impediment, so you can't hold that against me...
I'm not talking about people with residual (or current) speech impediments. It's like the Family Guy thing with "whip" and "Cool Whip." You don't change the pronunciation of a word simply because it's placed next to another word. That's not how the English language works.
I'm a walking mass of contradictions.
I'm sarcastic.
I tend to curse like a sailor.
I've grown up a lot in the last couple of years.
I don't embarrass easily, and if I do, it's only for a few minutes.
I recently learned the joys of alcohol at the ripe ol' age of 23.
I am an atheist, and nothing you say is going to change that. So don't try to sway me.
My biggest pet peeve is when people buy vowels on Wheel of Fortune.
Some phrases I hate: Would of; Could of; All of the sudden.
I try not to be racist, but I find stereotypes EXTREMELY funny.
I've always wanted to "rock out with my cock out," but I've never found the right time to do it.
That is all for now.
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I say Reesey's like that often because I'm not capable of saying it the other way... Of course I have a residual speech impediment, so you can't hold that against me...
I'm not talking about people with residual (or current) speech impediments. It's like the Family Guy thing with "whip" and "Cool Whip." You don't change the pronunciation of a word simply because it's placed next to another word. That's not how the English language works.
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